emo-ninja-kid

As you have noticed, I have deleted my gallery- this isn't because I'm being a dramallama, don't worry- this is because I've moved account!
You can now find me at laydeepunch

I'll not be completely deactivating this account in case of emergency (lol timeout errors and such) but I will be completely switching to laydeepunch so if you're wanting to keep up with me and my artwork that is the account to follow.

Nothing else to say here! See you on the other side folks!

Well my dearest Deviants, I'm sick.
And not sick like the last few times- this time I'm sick+fever, which is good, but I'm really not loving the fact that every bone in my body hurts close to tears and that I can't move properly, nor have an appetite, and have been shaking profusely since eleven in the morning.
It's odd how disease and the feeling of physical weakness can reduce an otherwise mentally tough and agile individual into a whimpering wreck- I'm not going to sugarcoat it, I've had onsets of tears, I've wanted to just curl up on the floor and die, and I've wanted to hug mummy and have her nurture me like a little baby. I haven't hugged my mother since my graduation. All of the aforementioned are odd. When I got sick as a kid I just sucked it up, slept, and denied medicine. This time somehow it's a lot more pained to have a simple bout of flu :/.
Like I said I struggle to move- and sitting at a desk, in a chair, is out of the question because I can't really keep upright- which means I can't draw. The pain in my finger joints is a pretty hindering factor too but (and I know I'm one month late for NaNoWriMo) I figured the least I could do is write. I have ideas, I have a character and even a scene- it'd be a crime not to so I shall. I've an emergency supply of water, OJ, fudge, mango laces and wine gums so imho I'm all set!

tl;dr: Even if you're sick it doesn't mean you HAVE to sit/lie around and do nothing. Make the most of now and shit.

P.S. No, I'm not going to hospital. I'm pretty sure I've an immune deficiency so I'm having this bitch fight the virus by itself. GO ON SYSTEM, LET'S BE 'AVIN THAT FLU!

So today someone said that the main female lead of my collab comic is a self-insert and a mary sue.
Hmmm.
I guess that's a really easy assumption to make from reading (zero lol) 10 pages of the comic, but I guess that since it's so fucking slow I should clarify some stuff and let you bastards know a bit more.
Yes, M is aesthetically identical to me down to every mole (except the tattoos- I only have one of those), however, that is where the similarities end.
M is a successful runner of a small dealing operation- drugs, occasional black market material- though not arms. Her parents used to run a pharmacy in the city before the infrastructure collapsed as the wall went up, but were quick to switch trades and began making the drugs M now sells.
She never finished high-school since hers shut down before she was 17 and the only three which were left open were so full there was just no way to get in- and she was in no hurry to get back in. With her parents beginning the drugs outlet she was the logical person to put on the marketing end and the business took off.
She' a brave young lady but her problem is that while she's brave (and this is a stupid brave, not a noble brave) she isn't strong nor amazingly cunning and when she gets into shit- which she does because she's too cocky and proud to turn down a fight, she usually ends up losing. Over the years she'd learned to stay out of physical confrontations and stuck to ones she was GOOD at- confrontations of a verbal and aesthetic nature, through painting walls. She gets a kick out of doing it BECAUSE she's fully aware that should she be caught she'd be beaten within an inch of her life, killed or worse. She plays on a knife-edge and that's what gives M the kick she so badly craves.
With a strong submissiveness towards drugs- be that heroin, alcohol or nicotine, she has to stay aware from all of the aforementioned which is why she gets her high off the adrenaline. Being a little weakling compared to the people she plays cat and mouse with, she gets around on a BMX which gives her the edge others don't have. She sounds a bit pathetic, but M can stand up for herself when she needs to- by running away, and she's VERY good at running away or giving chase because she knows the city like the back of her hand and having spent three years on a BMX she can show the boys a thing or two.
As a dealer, she has a small posse of big burly blokes to look after her business interests, but M prefers to stay out of any possible beef because her people are few and she doesn't want to threaten the small business enterprise. She's comfortable where she is but what really sets her apart from the rest is that while the rest are crawling out of their skin to make a better life in the city, she's crawling out of her skin to LEAVE it.

She's a bit of a vent character, but as you will notice if you keep reading *shameless self-promotion lol* you'll soon realize you might be in TCB yourself. So don't go banging on about 'self-inserts' because chances are your sorry ass will be in there. Part of the charm- by yours truly.

I do traditional and digital work!
Payment via paypal only guys, sorry.
I charge £6.50 an hour regardless of the sort of commission (that's 32p above the UK minimum wage so don't think I'm ripping you off xD). £6.50= $10.33= E7.60.

I do full paintings, sketches or lineart. Full characters, busts or just heads- I'm pretty flexible.
I do have a few simple limitations and these include:
                      No 'furries'.
                      No nekos.
                      No slash/smut/scenes of overly sexual nature and/or tasteless nudity.

Commission info via notes please- I require as detailed a description of the work you'd like as possible/required. If you want a character commission PLEASE make your description detailed. This means not "woman in her 20s somewhere in a park"- I want to know what she looks like- YOUR character, so pease, a detailed description or preferably an image of your character. Some of their history would be fantastic too.

I will e-mail you the hi-res file once the commission is finished if it's digital or post you the original piece if traditional however, I will ask for postage&packing costs if you want the original traditional copy.

Hope to be doing business with you soon!

Those who follow the Technicolour group will know this already but for those who don't- the comic has finally been hosted outside of DA and has its own site! It's early days, so there'll probably be quite a few changes and additional pages (I've my eye on adding music and videos, though I'm not sure whether to confine that to the blog or not- seems more sense to keep things in one place) but right now as it stands the pages are being hosted!
www.wix.com/silent_ninja_asass…
Check it, leave feedback, enjoy!