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Man my backside hurts so baaaadddddd. I need someone with strong hands to come over here and massage it for me. All this crazy exercise is making it impossible to walk without hating your own fitness regime. Anyone capable willing to tender my loin?

IT'S OK, YOU CAN PULL YOUR PANTS UP NOW! I've put my rage to better use. I ran a (shitty) 2 and a bit miles in the dark (with a hi-vis on. Come on. I've been hit by a car once already) and saw some teenagers fucking in a car in a car-park. I believe that's a first in my life, so that greatly entertained me. I.e. this day is officially good again!
On a side note- I wish a person didn't plant the seed of an idea in my head- an idea which I know is almost never going to be realized. It makes me pretty damn sad, because I desperately want it to happen.

But below is what made me mad in the first place. Laugh at my really REALLY shit luck 888DDD :iconbelowplz:

My iron was on the wrong setting and burned through the whole back panel of a top I'm making.
The fabric of the sleeve came apart at the stitch to the extent where it was irreparable.
Three consecutive stitches were WRONG and had to be taken apart and done again on a SECOND sleeve.
Not more than half an hour after all of that shit I accidentally stepped on my favourite fucking sunglasses and broke them, again, irreparably.
All in this in the space of about an hour? The whole day has been SO fucked up that I am too scared to go for a run in case I get hit by a car AGAIN. I am staying home. Fuck this noise.
Hold that thought- I better turn off all my electric appliances in case I set the fucking house on fire.
  • Listening to: Tru Master- Pete Rock ft Inspectah Deck & Kuru
  • Reading: This shizzle mah nizzle dizzle
  • Playing: Call of Duty- Black Ops (STILL. YES. I KNOW)
  • Eating: It's 10 to 1 in the morning, you crazy!?
  • Drinking: Wasser


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Maria D
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United Kingdom
I come from the badlands of the wild wild East(ern Europe) but currently reside in the modest, stiff-upper-lipped, rioting, looting country of crumpets and tea.
I like hip-hop, rock, and everything in between. I also like grilled steak and pink lady apples. I don't like uptightness and snobbery. I can't stand people with no sense of humour. I also can't stand hipsters because they're like, so mainstream.
That, you just can't break my stride.


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jegerdenbedste Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday! ^^
HnDs Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
thanks for watching :)
MKCVXIII Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
I like your pics..a lot!!! Awesome work. Hope to see more soon +watch n__n
MaximumDistance Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I shall watch you for you are so cute and does amazing art. +10 fame for you!
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you hahaha
kwallie Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
I love your work.
(so I'm like, watching you now man.)
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! Watch away C:. Your avatar is freaking adorable by the way.
kwallie Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
I will! And thank you :)
DoctorKeenan Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
Ah, sorry I was meant to ask you: could you please hide my comment on your journal? I'd just feel better if it was gone out of my life :I
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha, no worries <333.
I'm really looking forward to a good profile from you- I KNOW YOU CAN!
XeriusHimself Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011   Digital Artist
Greetings from Bradford, UK.
Ты русская? :?
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Greetings from Frome, UK :lol:.
Нет, я Украинка : )
XeriusHimself Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011   Digital Artist
Да ладно, я сам латыш ;P
Wild Wild East, huh? ;)
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Почти-земляк xD.
It is wild, no other way of putting it haha.
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greenboyxxx Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
thank you for the compliment!
Mr-Gabriel Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
hey what`s up ?
love your art keep it up
DesignerKratos Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
hey friend :wave: what's up ? long time no see !!
your latest works are fantastic !! keep it up
wish everything is Awesome with you :D
emo-ninja-kid Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello! Thank you for the compliment haha, I'm doing well- working as usual! All the best
jinisha16mehra Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
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Lovely-Watson Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student Artist
LOVE your Webcam its hilarious xD
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